HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY, PLEASE HOLD THUMBS!
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SEE YOU NEXT FALL!
Attending their daughter's wedding in South Africa promised to be the vacation of a lifetime. But first, they had to face the treacherous gauntlet known as modern day travel.
Join this hapless, sometimes helpless couple as they brave their way through a never-ending obstacle course filled with such hazards as flight delays, the purgatory of layovers and an incompetent, uncaring air carrier that treats its passengers worse than their luggage.Waiting for them on the other side of the world are an honest-to-goodness safari with amorous lions and elephants with anger issues, a life-affirming visit to a South African school and an anxious bride and groom, standing patiently at the airport with a sign that reads:
"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
PLEASE HOLD THUMBS is available in paperback at
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and Kindle edition at Amazon.com
PLEASE HOLD THUMBS BOOK EXCERPT
Most people have a memory bank.
This guy has a movie theater in his head.
At least the floor isn’t sticky.
In The Dark: A Life and Times in a Movie Theater is an anecdotal personal history of one of life’s great pastimes-going to the movies. This comical coming of age saga recalls such Baby Boomer cinematic events as the final days of the Saturday afternoon matinee, backseat action at the drive-in, and the rise and fall (no pun intended) of the skin flick. Take a trip down Memory Lane, potholes and all, with this self-proclaimed film geek as he lives his own version of the American Dream of life, liberty and the pursuit of one great movie after another.
"Cherney weaves a fascinating tale of his obsession with the silver screen."-Joseph Fotinos AKA Legendary Horror Film TV Host Professsor Anton Griffin
"A fun journey!" -Actor/Director D.W. Landingham
IN THE DARK BOOK EXCERPT
Now available in paperback and Kindle at Amazon.com
and Scott Cherney's Storefront