melodramas
BE IT EVER SO HOSTILE,
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!
When a straight shootin' guitar strummin' singing cowboy known as The Canyon Kid returns to Dirt Clod, Missouri, he finds his hometown in the grips of a tyrannical "hanging" judge named Basil Kadaver and his evil cohorts including the slinky gypsy seductress Nastassia Kinky and his hal-witted brother, Two Gun Boris. To make matters worse for The Kid, he also discovers that Darla Darling, his childhood sweetheart, is set to marry a known desperado is not only is wanted desperado, but wants to frame The Kid for murder. How is The Canyon Kid going to save the day, let alone croon a few tunes, with a noose around his neck?
SONG OF THE CANYON KID is jam-packed with wild and wooly fun and has a cast size of 5 men and 4 women.
PREVIOUS PRODUCTIONS
PALACE SHOWBOAT DINNER THEATER AT POLLARDVILLE STOCKTON, CA
FOOTHILL THEATRE CO. JACKSON, CA
THE GREAT AMERICAN MELODRAMA AND VAUDEVILLE OCEANO, CA
THE CHEYENNE LITTLE THEATRE CHEYENNE, WY
BRAZO THEATRE GROUP WACO, TX
THEATRE SUBURBIA HOUSTON, TX
MANTORVILLE THEATRE MANTORVILLE, MN
PRODUCTION PHOTOS
PERFORMANCE RIGHTS AVAILABLE
ROYALTY-$30 per performance
Contact e-mail: writtenbysc@gmail.com
Available in paperback and e-book at Scott Cherney's Store
SONG OF THE CANYON KID EXCERPT
The deliciously wicked criminal Jacques La Rue arrives in New Orleans to exact his vengeance on those who sent him toprison...especially frail Southern belle Polly Montclair, proprietress of the French Quarter bistro known as Chez What. Standing in his path are the courageous, yet dim U.S. Cavalry officer Lt. Alan Wexstad and the whacked out witch known as the Swamp Crone.
LA RUE'S RETURN or HOW'S A BAYOU? is a hilarious riff on the classic melodrama filled with outrageous characters, breakneck slapstick action and a swashbuckling sword fight in the swamp thrown in for good measure.
The cast consists of 4 men, 3 women.
PREVIOUS PRODUCTIONS
PALACE SHOWBOAT DINNER THEATER AT POLLARDVILLE STOCKTON, CA
BLACK BART PLAYHOUSE MURPHYS, CA
GOLDEN CHAIN THEATRE OAKHURST, CA
GASLIGHT THEATER CAMPBELL, CA
AVENUE THEATER WEST PLAINS, MO
GREAT AMERICAN MELODRAMA & VAUDEVILLE OCEANO, CA
PRODUCTION PHOTOS
PERFORMANCE RIGHTS ARE AVAILABLE
ROYALTY-$30 PER PERFORMANCE
CONTACT: writtenbysc@gmail.com
Available in paperback and e-book at
Scott Cherney's Store and AMAZON
and e-book at iBooks, NOOK and KOBO
LA RUE'S RETURN EXCERPT
LA RUE'S RETURN or HOW'S A BAYOU? is a hilarious riff on the classic melodrama filled with outrageous characters, breakneck slapstick action and a swashbuckling sword fight in the swamp thrown in for good measure.
The cast consists of 4 men, 3 women.
PREVIOUS PRODUCTIONS
PALACE SHOWBOAT DINNER THEATER AT POLLARDVILLE STOCKTON, CA
BLACK BART PLAYHOUSE MURPHYS, CA
GOLDEN CHAIN THEATRE OAKHURST, CA
GASLIGHT THEATER CAMPBELL, CA
AVENUE THEATER WEST PLAINS, MO
GREAT AMERICAN MELODRAMA & VAUDEVILLE OCEANO, CA
PRODUCTION PHOTOS
PERFORMANCE RIGHTS ARE AVAILABLE
ROYALTY-$30 PER PERFORMANCE
CONTACT: writtenbysc@gmail.com
Available in paperback and e-book at
Scott Cherney's Store and AMAZON
and e-book at iBooks, NOOK and KOBO
LA RUE'S RETURN EXCERPT
Brian Ryan, the mild-mannered sheriff of Parched Throat, Arizona adopts the guise of a masked avenger known as The Rogue to rescue the Clayfoot Indian tribe from the clutches of Randolph Hitlear, an ex-Confederate general out to steal their gold in order to finance another Civil War. A western comedy melodrama filled with laughs, romance and more fun than a barrel full of lizards on a tequila bender.
THE LEGEND OF THE ROGUE or MASK ME NO QUESTIONS has a cast of 6 men and 4 women.
PREVIOUS PRODUCTION
PALACE SHOWBOAT DINNER THEATER AT POLLARDVILLE
STOCKTON, CA
PERFORMANCE RIGHTS ARE AVAILABLE
ROYALTY-$30 PER PERFORMANCE
Contact: writtenbysc@gmail.com
THE LEGEND OF THE ROGUE is available for download and in paperback at
SCOTT CHERNEY'S STOREFRONT AT LULU.COM
LEGEND OF THE ROGUE EXCERPT
THE LEGEND OF THE ROGUE or MASK ME NO QUESTIONS has a cast of 6 men and 4 women.
PREVIOUS PRODUCTION
PALACE SHOWBOAT DINNER THEATER AT POLLARDVILLE
STOCKTON, CA
PERFORMANCE RIGHTS ARE AVAILABLE
ROYALTY-$30 PER PERFORMANCE
Contact: writtenbysc@gmail.com
THE LEGEND OF THE ROGUE is available for download and in paperback at
SCOTT CHERNEY'S STOREFRONT AT LULU.COM
LEGEND OF THE ROGUE EXCERPT
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE PARADISE!
ROXANNE OF THE ISLANDS or THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SARONG, a tropical adventure comedy melodrama, is the story of the brave and beautiful Roxanne on her home of Ooaheek Island in the South Pacific after World War II. Not only must she contend with a lovesick witch doctor named Zhivago and a 1000 year old goddess with daddy issues who's after her ship-wrecked sea captain boyfriend but also a long dormant volcano that's decided to place itself on the active list just to be difficult. Can't they give a poor girl a break?
ROXANNE OF THE ISLANDS is a hilarious spoof with rousing optional musical numbers for professional and community theaters alike. Cast size is 5 men and 3 women.
PERFORMANCE RIGHTS AVAILABLE
ROYALTY-$30 PER PERFORMANCE
FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT: writtenbysc@gmail.com
ROXANNE EXCERPT
ROXANNE OF THE ISLANDS or THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SARONG, a tropical adventure comedy melodrama, is the story of the brave and beautiful Roxanne on her home of Ooaheek Island in the South Pacific after World War II. Not only must she contend with a lovesick witch doctor named Zhivago and a 1000 year old goddess with daddy issues who's after her ship-wrecked sea captain boyfriend but also a long dormant volcano that's decided to place itself on the active list just to be difficult. Can't they give a poor girl a break?
ROXANNE OF THE ISLANDS is a hilarious spoof with rousing optional musical numbers for professional and community theaters alike. Cast size is 5 men and 3 women.
PERFORMANCE RIGHTS AVAILABLE
ROYALTY-$30 PER PERFORMANCE
FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT: writtenbysc@gmail.com
ROXANNE EXCERPT
LEGEND OF THE ROGUE and ROXANNE OF THE ISLANDS together in one volume.
NOW ON SALE at Scott Cherney's Store
NOW ON SALE at Scott Cherney's Store
